bahhhh!!

buat eloeeee tu yeee,
kalo lu pikir kerjaan gw belum beres, gak perlu sampe nge-cc ke SEMUA orang kali.. pake gaya SOK bersedia membantu pula..
tp kalo gw tanya langsung, cuma jawab, "hei.. i have no idea man.."
*bahhhh*

kalo gw kirim email ke lu DOANG untuk diskusi masalah berdua, gak perlu reply balik ke SEMUA orang kali..
palagi pake kata2 SINDIRAN, "Hope we can continue the good work done before"
*yeee riteee..*

kayanya dah sepakat ketemuan jam 1000 deh..
tapi lu undur jam 1500.. okeh..
eh sampe jam 1800 gak nongol, tiba2 nelpon, dannnn.. batalin meeting..
alesan-nyeee, "tanggung nih.. dari tadi lagi kerja di rumah (???) "
(kayanya waktu lu telpon jam 1100, lu bilang lagi on the way ke sini deh.. )
*beguzzzzzz*

kalo udah tau mo ada meeting sama bos jam 0900, malem-nya jangan (pura2) kerja sampe jam 0700 pagi kali yee..
udah ngebatalin meeting, juga bikin susah gw harus bangun pagi2 for nothing..
dah gitu kasih kabarnya jam 0830 lagi..
*pinter dehhhhh*

kalo dah bilang bisa dateng jam 0930, trus lu dateng jam 1100-an..
ya gimana gak dikomplennnn..
mo alesan apa pun, tetep ajeeehh..
*cape dehhh*

denger2 juga,
lu kalo diajak meeting pagi2 sama bos, banyakan selalu dalam keadaan gak enak badan ya..
*gak heran dehh.. dah keliatan dari gaya lu.. *
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buat loee yang satu lagi,
kalo emang lu bilang gampang, ya mbok tolong lu yang kerjain...
gw gak familiar pake software ituuuhhhh.. baru coba pake 3-4jam doankkk..
kalo gw bisa kerjain, udah gw kerjain dari kapan2 kali..
*payah dehhh*

kalo janjian jam 1800, jangan tiba2 jadi jam 1600 donk maksa ketemuannya..
*gw uyek2 deh luuu*

kalo emang porsi lu cuma secuil, jangan ngambek dong pas ditaro namanya paling blakang..
masa sampe matiin hp sama gak nge-reply email lagi..
*ckckckck..*
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dear my bos,
trims untuk dukungan & pengertian-mu terhadap 2 orang di atas itu..
walau cuma lewat email..
dan mimik-mu yang juga 'bingung' melihat mereka..
*i appreciate it.. *
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astonishment of politics

dear all the president & vice president contenders,

to one of you,
knowing again and again that you keep on signing kontrak politik, it truly makes me more sick on you !
is it some kind of desperate moves ? knowing that your chance is very very very small ?
i observe it is just kind of a nothing-to-lose action..
what a pity on you !

to another you,
don’t you know that by criticizing the flaw of this government period, you are showing your stupidity? yes!! because you are part of the government now !
ahh.. maybe you forget?
then, why on earth i must trust your future promise?
since you even can't trust your own legacy at the present..
what a stupidity !!

gee.. i know that politics is unbelievable..
but, somehow, i think those ‘actions’ are far much astonishing !

regards,
mr.e
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kontrak politik

on the newspapers, i feel jijik reading and knowing that all the politicians (specifically, president/vice president contenders, in this context) made some (or as many as you can brag ?) agreements so called kontrak politik.

heiii, politicians !!
how am i supposed to trust your promise(s) ?
you guys keep on promising in this (and all the previous) campaign period.
but what WAS the reality?
and then, WILL it be complied?

and one of you, the candidates..
you said that (free translation), " this country must guarantee the freedom religion.. and absolutely we will provide that assurance! "

you know, ...
it sounds nice !!
but, i could not help not to 'smile' reading that.. *sarcastic.. and ashamed !!*

and.. you know what..
so do people in my community..
*they were chuckling.. yes, a big one!! *

so please..
do not be so boastful !!
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another sorry ?

okeyyy..
still remember this ?

and this evening, there was another sorry from you..
and you know what?
it was absolutely perfect!! coz you canceled it at the moment i arrived at the venue.

sorry then..
i could not help not showing my aversion by sending you 'warning' sms..

trust me, pal..
it's gonna be more difficult for me forgetting your 'problem'.

and next time..
i will truly make sure you comply with the appointment. trust me !!
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"enak, voucher, dan film" - satu worldview

scene 1: enak
[jam makan siang]
b: erwin, lu dah makan?
e: wah udah, ini baru aja kelar.
b: makan di mana? pesen apa?
e: tadi di kantin 9. enak boo, bakut teh nya
b: oya? *pandangan tertarik* brapa duit?
e: umm.. $3.
b: wowww *pandangan kaget* mahal banget.. lu tau gak, di kantin 2, cuma $2.
e: oya? koq murah banget?
b: ya dagingnya agak dikit sih, tapi murah.
e: oo.. ok.. kapan2 ah gw coba di sana.

[beberapa hari berikutnya]
e: gak enak ah yg di kantin 2.
b: oya? lu dah coba?
e: udah, ini baru nyicip
b: ya, bagi gua sih enak. lagian bener lebih murah kan.
e: . . . . .

ooo.. jadi itu toh, definisi 'enak' lu..
lagian ya, beda kualitas sama kuantitas ah *ca elah.. haha*
di kantin 2, kuah pucat, rasa tawar, daging-nya diet punya pula.
entah lah, kadang2 gw gak ngerti selera 'enak' lu.
di kantin 1 pun, gw bilang gak enak.. kenapa lu bilang enak ya?
murah? gak juga sih.. huah.. no idea deh..


scene 2: voucher
[di suatu siang]
e: woooww.. apa tu?
b: oh ini, gw dapet voucher toko buku xxx
e: wah, asik dong ya. lumayan tuh.
b: yup. lu mau?
e: umm..
b: kalo lu mau, gw bisa jual murah koq ke elu..
e: . . . . .

astaga.. apaan tuh.. untung gw blum jawab MAU.
kalo lu mau bagi2 voucher, bagi aja, gak usah pake acara jual murah segala.
amit2 deh. gw jadi lebih rela bayar double daripada gw beli murah voucher lu itu.
amit2..


scene 3: film
[di suatu sore]
b: wah, mo nonton ya
e: yup. lagi mikir2 nih, mo ntn film ini ga ya
b: wah lu demen ya ntn di bioskop
e: hehe..
b: gw udah punya nih, film wolverine yg terbaru itu. dapet dr inet, kualitas dvd loh.
*nada bangga kr dapet gratis*
e: oh, ok.
b: kmrn gw jg dapet film2 xmen 1-3, soalnya ce gw mau nonton
*entah, pamer ato bangga*
e: oh, ok.
*lanjutin browsing film*
b: gini deh.. lu mending bayar gw 10$ per-film, ntar gw cariin film apa aja yg lu mau.
e: . . . . .

buset gak tuh..
gw ngerti sih kalo lu pelit (ato mata duitan ?)..
tapi gak usah sok gitu dong.. jijik dengernya tau..

well, dear kawan-ku, gw dah tau deh worldview lu apa..
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neoliberal

i have just clicked www.detik.com, and the headline today was "Isu Neoliberal Turunkan Rating SBY"

goshh.. im tired reading newspaper talking about this issues.

just wondering..
how many indonesians do actually know about neoliberal term?
most of them just have 'faith' in those evil-politicians.

that's politics, i guess.
it's all about i win or my competitors lose.
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kepo kau

bawel.. kepo.. pengen tau urusan orang.. suka nguping..
tapi sendirinya tertutup..
rese kau..
orang lain pun geleng2 melihat kelakuanmu..
dan sekarang aku menyesal 'menjadikan' kamu teman..
*sighhh*
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answer me

version 1:
NTU Staff Found Hanged (http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking...y_347185.htmlS)**
Zhou Zheng, a 24-year-old staff member of the Division of Infomation at the School of Electrical and Electronics Engineering (EEE) was pronounced dead at his Nanyang View apartment at 10.55am. The Nanyang Technological University project officer, who was found hanged in a staff apartment at the NTU campus on Friday night, had just started work five days ago. Mr Zhou Zheng, 24, a Chinese national from Hubei, who worked for the Division of Information at the School of Electrical and Electronics Engineering (EEE), was pronounced dead in his flat at Block 101C Nanyang Heights at about 10.50pm
**(you won't be able to find the link.. it's been 'secured')
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version 2:
"Dear Faculty, Staff and Students,
It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that one of our colleagues, Mr Zhou Zheng, an infocomm project officer was found to have passed away in an apartment at Nanyang Heights at about 10.50pm on Friday, 6 March 2009." (Dr. Su Guaning, PRESIDENT)
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now, help me answer this.. do you think:
1. the red-bold-sentences above have the same meaning?
*rethorical question?*

2. the honour code of the university: "truth, trust, and justice" rings a bell to the president?
*maybe he does not know if it exists?
*ahh.. i guess it's composed for students only..
*and truly.. i feel no significance using capital letter on those 'important code'

3. it's normal for me to dis-respect the president?
*i do.. whatever your answer is..

4. 'something' is happening?
*yes absolutely !! too many 'coincidences'..
but i wont post those things here now.. maybe one day..
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are you sure ?!?!

huh, what a bucket-you !

im tired of making an appointment with you, indeed!
apparently, there's none of your 'YES' i could hold on anymore.
please, next time, don't be such a so being bloody-sure person, will you?

evenmore, the text, "ok, deal" that you sent..
does it indicate something to you?
or, you just don't understand the meaning?
or, you just do not aware of typing it?
so so so . . . annoying !
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stealer

aaaarrrgggghhhhhhh.. !!*&%&^@#(*&
my pillowwww is stolen !!!$#$!?@# ?!?
please dehh..

dear stealer,
when someone dry something out under the sun, doesn’t mean it is free to be taken !!
are you just too stupid to realize it?
why cant you just let other people do their own business ?!!?%#$?
or you just cant help not to steal it???
your eyes and your hands.. – both – .. so excited to own someone else’s things !
o m m…
or maybe you never know such a thing called PILLOW ?
ashamed on you !!$>./;**@#(?<>

mis-understand

I'm telling you,
When someone don't understand you,
that really really really means they don't!

You keep arguing with them, hoping they will understand you..
no.. they will not understand you !

You keep telling them the reason.. they just will justify your reason..
coz they do not understand you !

They will think you such a stupid person..
coz they can not understand you !

They will assume you are one of ‘a’ kind..
coz they think they understand you !

So?? Please keep in mind..
If you don’t understand me, don’t you act like you do..
coz i know you don’t !

huhhh

absolutely, it’s not a good year of me as a sports-fan

on French Open, Federer was beaten on 3 straight-sets..
knowing the fact he played well until final – he had never been this far - , im quite dissapointed

on NBA Finals, all my favorite teams (Mavs, Jazz, Spurs), lost their way to the final
even.. it was so horrible watching Lakers’ performance against Celtics

on Thomas-Uber Cup, Indonesia Team couldn’t bring the supremacy back
they didnt play well.. what can i say???

and just now, Federer lost (again) on Wimbledon final..
the same opponent he fought on French’s..

miserable.. gloomy..