blackberry

"Seperti booming Communicator sekian tahun lalu: banyak pengguna BB yang nyatanya hanya menggunakan alatnya hanya untuk menelepon dan kirim SMS. Ketika ditanya berapa nomor PIN-nya, mereka pun kebingungan. "PIN apa ya?" Begitu kerap terdengar."
(www.detik.com, 15 Juni 2009)

wakakak..
as my friend told me couple days ago, "orang2 indo mah digoblokin, beli BB cuma buat gaya2 aja.. tapi gak ngerti cara pakenya.. "
you're right, pal ! :p
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opsi 'ke-rtama'

"Benar memang ada semacam koreksi (Rapimnas khusus) bahwa opsi pertama, mencapreskan JK boleh saja dijalankan. Tapi yang dipentingkan opsi kedua, adalah Golkar membuka kemungkinan komunikasi dengan partai lain termasuk Partai Demokrat," kata Muladi saat ditemui wartawan di kantornya, Kebon Sirih, Jakarta, Senin-27/4/2009" (www.detik.com)
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if 'opsi kedua' is more important than 'opsi pertama', then why didn't he state 'opsi kedua' as 'opsi pertama' ? *sighhhh*
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stupid written-procedure

"You are required to complete this form and submit it to Associate Chair (Research)’s office at least 2 weeks in advance for updating of leave record before forwarding to your supervisor for recommendation"

but when i submitted to the office, the officer(o) said, "you should get permission from your supervisor first, ok?"
e: but it is written there, i need to go here first
o: [he talked so 'fast' i can barely catch his words.. the point is, i should go to my supervisor before going here]
e: certainly i did talk to him, and he agree with it. but i read here *pointing to the sentences again* to go here initialy
o: [cang cing cung larr.. cang cing cung larrr..] --> [just see your supervisor and get him signed the form then you go back here !!]

(^$(!)*&#)($*!^?!_(&(^!!?
so what's the point of writing those instruction? haiyahhh..

however, the officer is a nice person. i can sense it from the way he acts (previously and now). i guess he just following the (stupid) 'procedure' made of those 'intelligent-policymakers'. and, bluntly i say, i depreciate those 'clever-people'.
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new policy (updated)

see.. !!!!

what i said about the new policy has been critique here !

and i do akin to one of the complains !
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tolong deh..

dear para 'nehi nehi'..

tolong deh..
apa kalian gak ngerti tulisan :
1. "dahulukan penumpang yang keluar"
2. "utamakan kursi ini kepada mereka yang membutuhkan"
3. "tolong berdiri di belakang garis kuning"

tolong deh..
itu yaaaa..
jelas2 udah penuh isi mrt-nya.. bener2 udah rapet ngepas orang2 berdiri di belakang pintu mo nutup.
ini ada om-om setengah tua, masih aja coba nyelap nyelip nyulip..
sampe jongkok2, mau masuk lewat kolong ketek orang..
sampe pintu udah mo nutup, masih aja cari celah..
dengan pede banget sok yakin pasti masih muat..
padahal itu perut juga mancung..
udah gitu pintu nutup.. jelaslah die kejepit..
setelah kereta jalan, eh dia ngomel2 sendiri sama orang di sebelahnya, nyalahin pintu mrt-nya..
astaga..
mr.bean abisss.. *cuma gelap.. hihi..*

tolong deh..
kadang2 bingung juga, apa mereka gak pernah ngerasain duduk ya dalam sejarah mrt singapore? semua orang ditabrak-senggol-sruduk.. hanya untuk duduk..

tolong deh..
tau diri dikit donk..
kalo mo angkat tangan tinggi2.. dicek dulu 'merk parfum'nya..
aje gileeeee..
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new policy

a new ‘policy’ has been introduced !
for the elementary to high-school student, they will start the school activity - instead of at 0700 – at 0630 !

waaaa…
what are the reasons ?
*and my comment following it*

“so that all the vehicle-users don’t load-up in the same time”
hah?? please deh..
the number of the vehicle will still the same!!
it’s just the TIME that shifting, right ??? doohhh..

“it could reduce the trafic-jam percentage between 6-14 percent”
hmm.. just curious about getting that number.. and the survey itself..

“time taken toward the school is going to be shorter ”
HOWW??? by re-locating the school nearby ???

“more economic in terms of petroleum-savings”
HOWW??? 50% discount for purchasing between 0600-0630?

“meanwhile, for the students, without they realized it, they will become more fresh. nothing to lose, right?”
don’t’ you realize… how ‘fresh’ does it feel when you are going to school at 0630 in the morning?
it is not the TIME.. but the OCCASION..
*by the way, have you been to morning-school?*

“and more over, as for the ‘fairness’, the policy will also affect the government employees. their office hours then will be ‘adjusted’ between 0730 and 0900”
gee..
why don’t you shift it.. let’s say.. to 1100? it’s more ‘rational’ !!
*you know what does ‘it’ mean, right?*
who’s gonna buy that they will start working at 0730???

just a cynical thought.. no offense..
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the power of broom-stick

i've just heard from television - on EMPAT MATA talk show - one of the guest said, " a broom-stick has an ability to get rid of evil spirits"

*gubrax*

i don't know the theory.. could please anyone help me ?

stupid

There was an instruction in my email:

1. keep your un-eaten rice for one night

2. Then put them in two separate transparant jars, and close it tightly !

3. On the first jar (Jar A), stick a label containing these words: You're smart! Intelligent! Pretty! Nice! Dilligent! Patient! I love you! Nice to see you! I wanna be with you!

4. Do the same on the second jar (Jar B), with the following words: You're stupid! Ugly! Bad! Lazy! I hate you! I dont wanna be near you!

5. Put those jars at different places where you can see them.

6. Then ask your family or friends to read the words on both jars everytime they see them.

7. After a week, this was what happened on both jars (A) & (B) :


Can you see the difference ???

The second jar (right) is getting rotten and stinks, while the first jar (left) still colour normal and smells nice !
Why? Because the rice in the jars can hear your words. The positive words make the rice happy, and the negative words make them rot. Oww.. cool, aren't they?

Nope ! I say, it's stupid theory ! Rice is not a living creatures ! If you do the experiment on living plants, i agree most likely! But not on that dead things ! You know what, maybe the second jar get contaminated previously *cynical*

It's said, the experiment is taken from book "The Hidden Messages in Water".
Now I'm doubting the writer ! No offense!
Or anyone can assure me about this 'theory'? *hoho*

'nice' little-thought

I've just had a conversation with a friend of mine, an interesting one.

== start ==
He told me, his company has been encouraging its staff to do another 'research & development' activities. From what i can conclude, money is not the matter for the company. It just needs 'a recoqnation' as a multi-functional/purpose company. "Don't worry much about the funds", said the (let's just say) R&D manager (for im not sure its name), "we'll back you up." [free translation]

In short, couple months later (which was this week), his team invited the manager (with his staff, of course). They wanted to present him the 6-months-works. So, the preparation of 'formal seminars' was arranged. Nice snacks & drinks, comfy room, and the materials.

In their surprise, the manager didn't show up at all, nor their staff.

Then they made a phone-call:
X: Ooooooooppsss... yeaahhh.. i remember!!.. Today, isn't it? Well.. emm.. the fact is, we can't be there. Our boss is not here.
Y: What? Really? How come? We sent the invitation a week before. Did u get it?
X: Yeahh.. yeahh.. We got it.
Y: Well, how bout the vice-manager? At least he could come.
X: yeahh.. ehmm.. For sure, he's on his way to another place.
Y: So?
X: You know what, dont worry ! Just start the presentation.
Y: It's not quite right, i suppose.. One of your department' staff should join the presentation.
X: It's okay! That's eligible! Just dont forget to put the attendance's name on the list.
Y: We know that.
X: That's good. By the way, i could come. I need to take photos for documentation. Just start now, dont wait for me.
Y: Okey.. then..

So, the team went confused.

Anyhow, since there were any other teams on the venue, they decided to get going with the presentation. "At least we know what other teams doing", said the team-leader, "and we can submit the report later to them, by the way"

In the middle of the presentation, someone knocked the door. *ahhh, here's the photographer*
Upss, a man.. Coz as far as they noticed, it's a women behind the telephone.

*click-click-click* then he left.

So, again, the team went confused.
==terminated here==


Some reflections then,
1. I was thinking, the R&D department should attend the presentation, shouldn't they?

2. What's the point of just-coming-and-taking pictures?

3. Money is not the matter? ... Attendance is !


*Shaking heads*

three, seven, triple-zer000s’ work-ethics

a friend told me, he’s just had his feces checked in the hospital, and it costed him thirty seven thousand rupiah.

Q: what??
A: yupp.. thirty seven thousand rupiah!!

geeee.. three, seven, triple-zeros.. for those dirty stinked things ???

and what makes it annoyed, they asked the ‘service’ fee right after you sat in front of the receptionist ( before they gave the result, of course).

Q: why didnt they tell you before? on the phone?
A: c’mon man.. you know the ‘work ethics’, dont you ?

Q: did you complain, at least?
A: useless. they well-aware you need them.. and the paper.

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