why do i love simon (1)

scene 1
young man : [singing] & [dancing]
the judges: . . . .
young man : you want to hear the chorus?
simon: [very fast answering] NOOOOO, i could NOTT hear anymore

scene 2
woman: [singing Genie in The Bottle]
simon: wow jenifer.. that was extraordinary!!
woman: [smiling] thank you!! [giggling]
simon: unfortunately.. extraordinary in a baaaad…
woman: [can-not-believe look]

scene 3
simon: ughh robert..
i think you’ve just killed my favorite song of all the time..
robert: [shocked] kills in a good way or bad way?
simon: [jumped on] UMM.. listen!! killing is never good!! it’s never a happy killing

scene 4
simon: you’re taking singing lessons ?
girl: yes, i do
simon: who’s your teacher ?
girl: she's a lady.. at montana..
simon: do you have a lawyer?
girl: no i don’t have a lawyer
simon: get a lawyer and sue her.. seriously.. im serious..

scene5
simon: terrible !!
boy: [cant believe his hearing] excuse me… you must be joking..?
simon: yeah im lying.. you’re briliiant.. it's terrible !

scene 6
simon: [make a hand gesture] .. it's abit like watching a ship sinks.. that auditions..
girl: . . . .
simon: it’s just started of fair.. and you just… sankkk..
girl: . . . .
randy: [asking simon with 'that' look..] you mean, sank like titanic ?

scene 7
randy: i say.. no..
paula: fortunately, you’re not ready yet..
simon: unfortunately, you’re never gonna be ready..

scene 8
simon: not in a billion years..
there are any-so-many words i can drag out of my vocabulary, to say how awfull that was
boy: [just nodding]

scene 9
simon: it was dreadfull.. no no.. really dreadfull.. and im saying that..
to be kind, because you will never ever ever ever have a carrier in singing
guy: i don't believe you
simon: i'm telling you
guy: i don't believe you
simon: i'm telling you
guy: oh you can tell me what you want, but i don't believe you
simon: [plain look] remember this word.. you're not a singer..


*hahaha..
the only cure of my bored-ness today..
thanks, simon..
hope someday i could post the next part*

notes:
the 'lawyer' & the 'titanic' part was unbelievable