man

what do you expect from such simple creatures? *let's see*

your last name stays put *well.. thanks…*
the garage is all yours *but not the kitchen cupboard*
wedding plans take care of themselves *hihi.. thanks.. :D*
chocolate is just another snack *and ice cream? and chips? and cookies?*
you can never be pregnant *thanks to eve*
you can wear a white T-shirt to a water park *hmmm*
you can wear NO shirt to a water park *HMMM*
car mechanics tell you the truth *huahua*
the world is your urinal *don’t get it*
you never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky *don’t get it*
you don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt *don’t get it*
same work, more pay *not always*
wrinkles add character *haha.. really?? *
wedding dress $5000. tux rental-$100 *depends on who's paying?*
people never stare at your chest when you're talking to them *okeh.. huahua..*
the occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected *don’t get it*
new shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet *says who!!*
one mood all the time *says who*
phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat *okeh.. i get it.. hihi..*
you know stuff about tanks *tanks? what tanks?*
a five-day vacation requires only one suitcase *ieww.. not me for sure*
you can open all your own jars *depends on who’s asking..huahua*
you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness *haha.. thanks*
if someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend *hihi.. sounds cynical*
your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack *the other way to say.. cheap? well.. i dunno :D *
three pairs of shoes are more than enough *i reckon.. two!! 1 formal shoe, 1 sport shoe*
you almost never have strap problems in public *says who*
you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes *haha.. why is that so important?*
everything on your face stays its original color *yeahh*
the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades *yeahhhhhh*
you only have to shave your face and neck. *does woman shave???*
you can play with toys all your life *boys will be boys.. hoorayyy*
your belly usually hides your big hips *insult..*
one wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons *what's wrong with that?*
you can wear shorts no matter how your legs look *haha.. i think i got the point*
you can "do" your nails with a pocket knife *women can do either!!!*
you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache *hihi.. sorry bout that..*

no wonder men are happier...
*haha.. well.. as the title says.. what does woman expect then? :p*