fishing is not a good idea

A man called home to his wife and said, "Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

He said, "Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
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The wife replied, "I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ..."

*HAHAHA*

note:
the original title was Never Lie To A Woman
but somehow i prefer to 'modify' it :D